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Category: English | Posted By: Christy Watson | Rating: 
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One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys because they were do drunk to think so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. When he went to check the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence, shit knows where they went. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell off the sleigh. �Fuck this� ,Santa said. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the floor.
He went to get the broom and found two fat mice picking their tooth with the straws laying on the kitchen table. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa mumbled cuss words while walking towards the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Santa smiled, � I know exactly where to stick it.�
This began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
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